A man’s wish.

I received this email and I thought it was so hilarious I just had to share it here…. 

A man was sick and tired of going to work every day while his wife stayed home.He wanted her to see what he went through so he prayed:


‘Dear Lord:I go to work every day and put in 8 hours while my wife merely stays at home.I want her to know what I go through.So, please allow her body to switch with mine for a day.Amen!’

God, in his infinite wisdom, granted the man’s wish.
The next morning, sure enough, the man awoke as a woman.He arose, cooked breakfast for his mate,
Awakened the kids,Set out their school clothes,Fed them breakfast,Packed their lunches,Drove them to school,Came home and picked up the dry cleaning,Took it to the cleanersAnd stopped at the bank to make a deposit, Went grocery shopping,Then drove home to put away the groceries,Paid the bills and balanced the check book.He cleaned the cat’s litter box and bathed the dog.Then, it was already 1.00pm.And he hurried to make the beds,
Do the laundry, vacuum,Dust,And sweep and mop the kitchen floor.

Next he Ran to the school to pick up the kids and got into an argument with them on the way home.Set out milk and cookies and got the kids organized to do their homework.Then, set up the ironing board and watched TV while he did the ironing.

At 4:30 he began peeling potatoes and washing vegetables for salad, breaded the pork chops and snapped fresh beans for supper.After supper, He cleaned the kitchen,Ran the dishwasher,Folded laundry,Bathed the kids,And put them to bed.

At 09 P.M .He was exhausted and, though his daily chores weren’t finished, he went to bed where he was expected to make love, which he managed to get through without complaint.The next morning, he awoke and immediately knelt by the bed and said: –


‘Lord, I don’t know what I was thinking.I was so wrong to envy my wife’s being able to stay home all day.Please, oh! Oh! Please, let us trade back.Amen!’

The Lord, in his infinite wisdom, replied: 

‘My son, I feel you have learned your lesson and I will be happy to change things back to the way they were.
You’ll just have to wait nine months, though.
You got pregnant last night.’   🙂   

 

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Published in: on March 25, 2008 at 10:02 pm  Comments (7)  

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  1. Bhagwan ji please maaf kar do use, itni badi sajaa mat do chhoti si galti ke liye…ROFL!

  2. ha ha … a good one 🙂 🙂

  3. [:O] LOL [:D] that was funny

  4. 😀 too big punishment 😉 hope he don’t have twine.. 😉 lol 🙂

  5. hahahaahaaa…..yeah i agree its too big a punishment!!!
    but that was Hilarious!!!!

  6. Geee…
    nice post.
    hmmmm…I should do some serious introspection and retrospection on the woman kind.

  7. hmmm… have read this mail… evry1 must really scrutinize n then make claims… all have different kinds of problems in life…


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